A new start......

I thought i will start writing from January 2010 again, but its hard, to keep your pen down once you start enjoying it. There were many incidences which almost made me to break my so called pledge but this one particular episode did it successfully.
Time to time politicians in various states of India try to play language and religion card, not to forget caste as well, anyways if i really have to give some kind of award to the most efficient leader of all the times who can produce this deadly venom continuously, year after year,in various forms then there is one clear winner Bal Thakery and Co.
But being a typical Gemini i could not stop imagining just here,So Bal Thakeray and co has a facebook page, other leader would react, what they will say and write to this precious family, the end result of my imagination looks like this,

Bal Thakeray's wall; yaay,,, finally... :)

comments:
FATHER OF NATION, GANDHI( the bald, size zero man): Dear Bal, beta as the father of nation i have to overlook your sins, and give you the right advice, which i think i did not, somehow i failed again, now people will say Gandhi was responsible, why marathi people are treated bad in this country.But whatever you wanted you achieved so i am happy for you, you sacrificed two other family members too ( Raj and Udhav).Just take one advice from me son, stop now, enough, open your eyes and spread love not hatred.

Bal Thakeray: @ gandhi, bapu you could not win noble prize, i can understand but do not show off now, you are dead they do not award noble prize to the deceased.

Mayawati: mananiye bal thakeray, good job, your goons always beat poor UPiats, and biharis, wait till next year this award will be mine.

Bal Thakeray: @ mayawati bahenji, you can never achieve this, you have to have sons and nephews like Raj and Udhav. Jai maharashtra.

Sardar patel (the iron man): I cannot believe i tried so hard to bring all the states to make united India, Bal, don't play this dirty game, you are getting old now, Nehru and i are waiting up there for you with our hockey sticks.Even Tagore is saying what the heck.

Bal Thakeray: @patel dude you guys are in heaven for gods sakes i will be joining hands with Hitlers and Mussolinis in hell.V peace.

Hu Jintao: Ni hao? Mr thakeray good job, we Chinese want this. keep the good work going.

Bal Thakeray: hey Hu, go anywhere but do not come to mumbai, its mine,thanks though.

Parvez Mushrraff: congratulations Mr thakeray, for this achievement people of Pakistan congratulates you, keep it up, we always looks forward to your next step, let me know if you want to outsource the work, we have highly specialized professionals in this field.

Bal Thakeray: Mushrraff nobody needs your help, we have enough man power here.

Barack Obama: Jackass
Barack Obama: oh sorry Mr. Thakeray, i thought its Kanye's wall. so congratulations i certainly dont know how to play this language card you see we have only one language in USA , but i agree with Gandhi, please stop. This doesn't look good, India is doing well, unite, do not break.

Bal Thakeray: Mr obama, please mind your own business.

Raj Thakeray: How could you get this award, my men go and beat men and women, now a days, not yours, i deserve this not you. i detest this award.

Bal Thakeray: Raj how many times i told you do not discuss family matters in front of public, you fool. And for this award you have to give your whole life.

Ankita sharma: Sir, I an starting a new campaign against Hindi, it should not be our national language because India has 29 different languages, and no other language is inferior than the other. I want you to join our campaign, i want sign language to be the national language of India, sir it has many advantages, nobody will be left out of any conversation, no loud talks, no divisions, peaceful. What do you think sir?

Bal Thakeray: I think you are biggest fool of all, you did not get the point yet, idiot girl, its not about the language and culture and religion and caste its all about "power", we do not want peace we want those mindless fellows who can fight for us while we can enjoy the coziness of our houses watching bollywood dancing in front of us.

Mamta benerjee: I got it. congratulations anyways.